Monday, December 13, 2010
Bald Spot Expanded
My father now resembles this man except my dad's head is a little more egg-shaped.
Yes, Kevin Cochran Sr. is now hairless, bare, bald. I knew this day would come eventually but I had no idea he would ever lose it "intentionally." I am still in utter disbelief every time I gaze upon that hairless surface, which can now blind people when light reflects off it.
Prior to the shave though, he was inspired by Kevin Jr. to dye his hair blonde. I'm glad this phase was short lived. My father's hair honestly appeared as if someone took a piss on his head. Kevin Jr.'s head though still needs some attention...from a razor preferably. asap.
I am slowly growing accustomed to my father's head. I can't help but wonder though that if mad enough, maybe he could boil an egg on his head? Might just have to crack one on there someday...Honestly, what I will miss most about his dwindling hair is that precious bald spot. For the past ten years, it has been my only way to detect him from a crowd. Now, I'll just look for the potato head.
My dad rarely exposes his bald dome, which shines so brightly, due to fear of a contracting a head cold. Let's just say for Christmas I am going to find a beanie that reads, "Not even Bruce Willis's Head Looks this Good Bald."
Thank God my dad's head is big enough for this caption.
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