Fudge Coma

We are here in Florence on vacation and it is taking a toll on my six pack otherwise known as my delusional six pack. A fudge coma occurs with one simple step: eat an amount of fudge equivalent to one’s body mass.  After you are done indulging to your heart’s content, the coma is only but seconds away. Your belly starts to ache due to the overwhelming amount of condensed milk in one’s system and then you delve into a deep, dark unconsciousness. You are unable to move as if you’re in fudge-induced paralysis. You lose all feeling in your limbs and the midsection becomes numb. The next day you are not hungry for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. But alas, the fudge cravings peak at their highest around 5:00pm and then the vicious cycle repeats itself once more. I have been in this comatose state for the last three days. Although they have been the best days of my life, I am never eating fudge again. Still waiting to regain movement in my limbs. Pray for me and my addiction. Thank you.